Album Currently Listening to: How Bad Do You Want It? by MC Sniper

“Better than yesterday…”

To the heavy footed individual who lives above me, and goes by the name “Shawn”:

Your impersonations of two manatees engaging in sexual intercourse is driving me to wits end, and I am prepared to go Above the Law to face you On Deadly Ground, because you my friend are Marked for Death, and I am Out for a Kill. I will take your apartment unit Under Siege, and leave you Half Past Dead. But I do realize you may be Hard to Kill, so I will simply leave you writhing with several Exit Wounds. But don’t take this personally Shawn, I’m simply delivering classic Urban Justice.

Sincerely,

A Dangerous Man

Jealous that you couldn’t cook up a threat letter circulating around Steven Seagal films? If you aren’t…you should be!

Anyways, on to something much more pleasant!

Check out this new post card design I dialed up this morning for my job’s campus campaign program:

(Front Side):

(Back Side)

The rather oddly proportioned woman in the festive garb, is a actually a physical representation of Carmen Ohio. Every Buckeye fan should recognize this as the exact title of the school song, “Carmen Ohio”, and other Big 10 schools should recognize it as the song sung after being humiliated yet again by the villainous scarlet and gray.  : )

The purpose of this post card is pretty much the same as any other promotional material sent out by an establishment, which makes it a legal attempt to run your pockets.

The cool thing about this scheme however, is that for each dollar you donate to the Billy Ireland Cartoon Library and Museum, your money will be matched by Jean Schulz. Who happens to be the widow of Peanuts creator Charles Schulz, thus making her one rich Grannie.

You can head here for full deets:

http://cartoons.osu.edu/?q=content/support-us

Peace!…or Arrivederci for all you Jersey Shore fans,

~ HAL IV