R.I.P. Social Life: 1988-2010…No wait…1988-09…08…07? Damn…
Album Currently Listening to: Hotel California by Eagles
“Everybody’s talkin’ bout’ the new kid in town…”
Ladies and gents, we regret to inform you that Harry Locke is booked from now until the end of the Obama administration. We apologize if this means prolonged lapses in communication, the filing of missing persons reports, or an overall sense that he may be avoiding you. It’s all for the best…
By the way. I feel that Farrah from “Teen Mom” and the Balloon Boy’s parents should get their own reality series for…wait for it…being douche bag parents. And Maci needs a guy way better than Ryan…someone like…me : )
Tis’ is all.
~ HAL IV
